Episode 1: "Say No to Ho."

I don't know what's more awful... the fact she is wearing really tight denim shorts with a white bustier top or the fact she is wearing white fishnet thigh highs with a hot pink garter belt and patent leather white flats. Yeah... i know... it's just everything. Mind you, this girl is a really cute girl, cute face, petite body... I am not trying to bring her down (which is one of the reasons why I will not show faces) but this outfit should NEVER... EVER be worn in public.

There is this epidemic with what girls wear at night. Even though it's freezing outside, they will still dress like it's summer. Simon Doonan, Creative Director for Barney's New York, has a book coming out called Eccentric Glamour. He talks about this epidemic where women wear less and less clothing and start to look like strippers. He has the saying, "Say No to Ho," which is what girls need to live by. It's understandable if your in the field, but 99.9% of the time, you're not. So, please stop doing it. Keep it for behind closed doors... or how about not wearing that at all... EVER.

I can't handle going out and looking at what girls wear. I get so disappointed by the choices that people make. I don't know who made up this code where "less is best," but please stop. Please don't wear clinging dresses that are way too short and 2 sizes too small and then decide to dance on the pole. We don't want to see your goods more than we already have to. We are not watching at how sexy you look dancing around the pole, it's more like we are trying to figure out how your friends even allowed you to leave your place in that outfit. Honestly, since they did, they really don't love you like they say. Plus, don't wear a dress that is displaying your "tramp stamp" of a butterfly too. So, maybe dollar bill donations you will receive from the pole dancing will help you out on surgically removing it.

Ladies, there is always ways to look sexy without bearing it all... and it doesn't include white fishnets and flats or a tramp stamp.